- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

KEVIN HART

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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