What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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your life

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this website...

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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