why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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