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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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