For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Pianca going ham

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Herman Cain

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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