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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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if it's friday, it must be China

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Hi poop!

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Anti Joke

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