your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

suck my dick.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

fart

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why Because

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

go go gadget

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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