what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why Because

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

go go gadget

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Women rights..

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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