- Anti Joke

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Jasper sucks.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What does a man like. food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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