A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

your life

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

this website...

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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