Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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the WNBA

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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i like potatoes

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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