What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Water, please.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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alcoholism kills

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Anti Joke

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