Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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hi my name is? joe

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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