- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Ben Colbert is gay

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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