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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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