- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

jewish people like other jewish people.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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