How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

How Long is a Chinese man.

How many dislikes can this get?

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

newt gingrich

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Tim's gay.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Fuck her

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Women's rights.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

lol

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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