three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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No.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Grapefruit.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Akshaytiger World

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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