Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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My sister has to take a dump

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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