- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Woman's Rights.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Mexicans working in an office

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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