What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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