A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Avery has crabs.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Unflushed Shit...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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