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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is 69? A two digit number.

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