Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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hi

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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minced oaths

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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