- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Penis.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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