- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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