What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do magnets work?

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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you just lost the game!

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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