What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Sarah Palin is President

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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