a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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hi

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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GAY PEOPLE

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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