My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Star Wars

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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