- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

baby seal walks into a bar

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

This is not a good joke.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

I'm gay.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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