- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

A bar walks into your mother.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Unflushed Shit...

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Women's rights

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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