- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

your mother is so lesbian

Black people are clen.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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