A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

So dont touch it

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

women's rights

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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