What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Josh kissing a girl

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

AVI IS A FAG

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

I'm Jewish

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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