- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Rock mattress.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

The WNBA.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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