Women's sports.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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no u

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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