why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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dog

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Chayton

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Jake Bowar

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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