Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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shut up

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

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