- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Which one is hardest?

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

in the begining... god made some stuff

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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