- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Vagina-Boob

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

The glass is half an hour.

sixty....eight.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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