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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Sex. That is all.

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you will die someday

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What flys? A fly

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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