Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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No

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Yeah right loser!

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Hello

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