a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Giving birth to the antichrist

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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