I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Asians

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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the guy below me is gay

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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8===========D O:

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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