Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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George W. Bush

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Vagina-Boob

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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maddie latino

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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sixty....eight.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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