- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Banana(s)

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Anne Frank.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Pickles

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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