why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Google Doodles

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Poopsack Jones

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Penis in a box.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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