- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

a man walks into a bar it hurt

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

alert('hiiii');

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Women's rights.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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