What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Trashcan!

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Jokes are funny.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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