I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Religion

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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