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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Potato

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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