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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Anti Joke

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