Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Homework.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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potato farming

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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