So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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