why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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