- Anti Joke

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Teen pregnancy

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Pickles

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Yeah, totally.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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