What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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the your face joke

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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