- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Your mum is dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

planking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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