How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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