What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

whats pale and white your ass.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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