What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Lil' Wayne

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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