If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Video Games

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women's rights.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Penis!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Left. That one direction...

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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poop

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