What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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boobs

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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