How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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you

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Canada's army

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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