- Anti Joke

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

I only like NY as a friend.

Compton

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Obama-Care

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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